Man this movie is cheesy. A team of kill crazy short-circuited security robots chase a bunch of 80’s teens (including B-movie babes Kelli Maroney and Barbara Crampton) decked out in poofy hair and Shah Safari shirts around the mall one night and blow them up with lasers and stuff. That’s really about all there is to it. Me likey. “Chopping Mall” is right up there with “Killer Workout” for time capsule Eighties anti-brilliance. Another fine motion picture product for the less discriminating viewer from master director Jim Wynorski.